If God is so understanding, why will I burn in Hell?

In the parable of the rich man and Lazarus, Jesus tells us about a Pharisees trick to make people guilty of their sins. Whoever did so righteous on earth will be carried to Abraham's bosoms on the way to heaven. Whoever did so evil while on earth will go straight to hell. That is what they teach. Jesus made fun of this belief, because the rich man is asking Lazarus to dip his finger in water to quench the thirst of the rich man. The Bible tells us that Abraham died and they all need to wait the resurrections of just and unjust. Junk this Babylonian teachings. Hell is reserved for Lucifer and his cohorts who are spirit beings and will never die. Their ends will be in a big black hole and will be recycled as light. If you feel you are bad, stay bad and you will outgrow it someday.